Let’s be real for a second: we know we’re selling t-shirts and hoodies in a world already full of them. We’re not here to tell you that our fabric was woven by monks or that wearing our brand will grant you spiritual enlightenment.

padroga. started with a simple, slightly ironic idea: why do brands charge a fortune for "prestige" when the material costs less than a coffee? We decided to lean into the irony. We focused on what actually matters: character, minimalist vibes, and a name that makes people look twice.

Our designs are for people who don’t take themselves—or their wardrobe—too seriously. To make sure we can reach you anywhere in the world, we’ve partnered a global provider, utilizing their global infrastructure to handle the heavy lifting while we focus on the art.

We’re just getting started, and there’s plenty more "dosage" on the way. Welcome to padroga.—it’s suspiciously addictive, but totally legal.