The Cephalopod Chef
The Truth
This drop from the PADROGA collection features our comfortable, standard-fit, 100% cotton tees. Available in a range of understated, solid colors.
Choose between our minimalist front print or this manic and incredibly detailed back design: "The Cephalopod Chef." The artwork features a grinning, cigar-chomping octopus wearing a knife-patterned bandana, wielding an arsenal of kitchen tools—cleavers, saws, and grinders—with its many tentacles. At the center of the chaos, a tiny chef is caught in a surreal culinary nightmare atop a chopping block. Framed by botanical roots, mushrooms, and sharp kitchen blades, this piece is a wild, stippled tribute to the madness of the kitchen. These are your everyday blanks, elevated only by our dedication to honest branding with soul. Exactly what you’d expect, nothing more, nothing less.
Reality Check
Reality Check: Machine wash cold, inside out to preserve the intricate linework and the Chef's menacing grin. Tumble dry low, or air dry if you're trying to escape the heat of the kitchen. Don’t bleach unless you want to turn this masterpiece into a washed-out ghost story. Iron low, if absolutely necessary, and avoid the print to prevent a total kitchen catastrophe. Or just don’t. It’s just a t-shirt; it’s built to handle the pressure, whether you're behind the line or out on the town.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: padroga. | Wear the Addiction
- Email: contact@support.padroga.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Cephalopod Chef Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
